Look how my leg can go! Advantageous!
File Under: File 13
I'm sorry to all my breathless fans, but johnvoorhees.com is still on the fritz. I'm sure I'd have it fixed by now if I didn't have a job and all. So you'll just have to cope with only having one site full of me.
Mainly I was feeling the need to POST something. I mean, damn. A little war comes along and I fall apart. You guys did hear about that war we're having, right? It's in some... country or other. Starts with an I.
I would like to announce to the world that reading about the w** on weblogs beats the crap out of watching our propaganda networks. You take a gander at this and a few runs at this through the day, and you are stinkin' caught up on the day's carnage.
Then, if you're like me, you cleanse your palate with this and maybe a bit of this.
Hey, FoxNews. Yo, CNN. Eat my shorts, guys, and I say it from the heart.
